wat bout pragnant strippers??
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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