i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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