The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
im holly from the hills drunk
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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