So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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