non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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