I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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