Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
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