I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I need water and some morals
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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