his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
People in love make me want to vomit
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
is it fun? or sober?
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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