Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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