It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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