Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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