I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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