We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I love you. Go after that dick
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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