I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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