I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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