im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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