Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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