Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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