i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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