my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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