Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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