i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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