You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I want her autograph on my taint
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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