Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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