My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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