I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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