: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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