PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
How's work?
Spinning.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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