Grow some girl-balls and come out already
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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