Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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