the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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