so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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