Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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