perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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