...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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