i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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