I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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