It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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