u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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