i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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