She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Randomize