the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I think my moral compass just broke
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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