so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
Randomize
