I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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