He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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