Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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