Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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