If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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