Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
