He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
She made me pour olive oil on her.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
