I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Are these your boobs on my camera?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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