you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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