Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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