im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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