theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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