I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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